This girl saved me from drunk starvation I commend her
I was in a meeting today about my new volunteer position, and they were like:
"So we understand you are very active in the tumblr community, we’d like you to utilize those skills to bring tumblr to a wider university audience."
Like…..is this real life?
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
I just realized my pen writes in Gamzee blood