Text 19 Jul 352,908 notes

gloriousbacchus:

religiousmom:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

Text 19 Jul 125,965 notes

babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

(Source: catholicschoolqueen)

Text 19 Jul 134,489 notes

ben-c:

bonaventure-:

if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

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Art © Hiro Mashima
Art © Hiro Mashima
Video 19 Jul 362,810 notes

watpumpkin:

shattyice:

chimchimchurro-o:

battleroyalewith-cheese:

Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?

This dog is literally smiling.

Oh my god

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOoooOOoooooooOOOOOOOVE CORGIS

(Source: corgis-everywhere)

Text 19 Jul 166,978 notes

lord-kitschener:

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

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(Source: clestroying)

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greentorsos:

reminder that Doc Scratch is about as serious as the rest of the homestuck characters

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Video 19 Jul 778 notes
“I’ll never lose to you [] ‘cause I’m awesome!”
via Avenger.
Text 17 Jul 54,780 notes

underthe-corktree:

OHHHH MYYY GOODDDDDDDDD so my dad had his boss over for dinner tonight and during dinner his boss was like “oh my billy I didn’t know you had an older son!” and we were all like what is this guy talking about BUT THEN WE REALIZED HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE STUMP PICTURES TAPED ON MY REFRIGERATOR 

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AND MY DAD JUST WENT ALONG WITH IT SAYING “OH YES THATS MY SON PATRICK HE LIVES IN CHICAGO NOW” AND MY MOM AND I LAUGHED SO HARD WE HAD TO LEAVE THE ROOM 

Photo 17 Jul 143,768 notes irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette


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